Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
No, I'm not a smartass. I'm a skilled, trained, professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm!
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.
I speak 3 languages. English, sarcasm and sexual innuendos.