I'm not short! My height is just cute!
Life is to short to remove USB safely.
I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth than other people.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Life is too short for bullshit.
I'm not short. I'm compact!
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.