Thin Sayings
Top 50 Sayings about Thin


Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!

Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!

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