Top 50 Sayings about Thin
Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.
I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!