Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!
I'm not always a bitch. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!
Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.
To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.
Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.