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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.


Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!


Drunk people, children and leggins always tell the truth.


Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.


Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!


In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.


I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.


Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.






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