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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.Share

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!Share

Drunk people, children and leggins always tell the truth.Share

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.Share

Here's to being single – drinking doubles – and seeing triple!Share

In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.Share

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.Share

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.Share

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