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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.


If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!


An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.


I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.


Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.


Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.


I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.


Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.






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