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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.Share

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!Share

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.Share

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.Share

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.Share

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.Share

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.Share

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.Share

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