Fart Sayings
Top 10 Sayings about Farts

Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more than a unicorn fart.

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

Make today a glitter filled bag of rainbows & unicorn farts.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.