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Top 10 Sayings about Bodies

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

It's so unfair. Just as you start getting your crap together, your body starts falling apart.

Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.

Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.

Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

You cannot make everybody happy. You're not a Nutella jar.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

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