Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
May the doctor never earn a pound out of you.
To hell with beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
I would lose weight ... But, I hate losing.
Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today!
