Asshole Sayings
Top Sayings about Assholes

A finger a day keeps the assholes away!

Boys go, boys come –
always tell me I'm the one.
Same asshole, different face.
Different promises – same old base.

Only toilet paper deals with more assholes than I do on a regular basis.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I'm not a proctologist. But I know an asshole when I see one.

Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.