New sayings

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself.

I don't get older. I level up.

Save water drink wine.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools' Day!

I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.

It's April Fools' Day. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!

Anyone who thinks Fools' Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work.