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Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself.Share

I don't get older. I level up.Share

Save water drink wine.Share

Sun goes down earlier for short people.Share

If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools' Day!Share

I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.Share

It's April Fools' Day. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!Share

Anyone who thinks Fools' Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work.Share

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