Death Sayings

May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Deaths · Heaven · Devils · Gods · Details

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

Deaths · Trees · Coffins · Drinking · Details

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal - love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Love · Deaths · Memory · Life · Details

The day I stop loving you is the day I close my eyes forever.

Love · Deaths · Details

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

Future · Happy · Sad · Past · Life · Details

There are many good reasons for drinking. One has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living. How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Drinking · Deaths · Livings · Dead · Details

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint - and another one!

Merry · Life · Alcohol · Beer · Sex · Details

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