Alcohol Sayings

For every wound a balm. For every sorrow a cheer. For every storm a calm. For every thirst a beer.

Beer · Alcohol · Cheers · Sorrows · Details

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

Roads · Funny · Alcohol · Beer · Love · Details

The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

Devils · Irish · Whiskey · Drinking · Details

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint - and another one!

Life · Merry · Alcohol · Beer · Sex · Details

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

Love · Drinking · Health · Alcohol · Details

May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!

Heaven · Love · Hell · Alcohol · Beer · Details

There are many good reasons for drinking. One has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living. How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Drinking · Deaths · Livings · Dead · Details

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

Singles · Drinking · Alcohol · Love · Details

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