Alcohol sayings

10 sayings about alcohol


For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.


Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

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The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

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My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!

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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!

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I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

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There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?


May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!

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